You’ve read the dick-twisting tales on Trouble In A Bubble… Now it’s time to see where it all began.
“I really liked it… I didn’t stop reading all arvo. And I fucking hate door to door salespeople. Reminded me a little of Tucker Max but with more substance and culture.
“Most self written tales are full of egotistical bullshit, focusing far too much on their own boring shit and make me think ‘Who cares you self righteous cunt?!!’. having heaps of stuff about your friends/workmates and insight into the world of door-to-door sales gives the story some substance and depth, setting a scene, not just ‘fucking look at me’ crap.
“It’s enough so one likes the main guy and is rooting for him to finally get laid, not hoping his cock falls over for being too much of a self obsessed wanker.”
- Amber Hoy, Over-excited fan
Hi, I’m Kurt Robinson, writer of the website Trouble In A Bubble.com. I’m here to tell you a little about my novel “80:60:10: A door-to-door salesman trying to getting laid.”
What would you do if you were 22, unemployed, and virtually unemployable? With no prospects for work in your small regional town?
You could continue to mooch off your parents like you’d been doing the last four years. Or you could try to get a job as an office clerk. Or, you could move to Melbourne and join a cultish direct sales company. Why the hell not?
That’s where our story begins. A young man determined to cast off the shackles of his former concepts of his own identity, and forget his reticent ex-girlfriend.
Witness a young man’s journey to adulthood, trying to avoid getting burnt in a baptism of fire. The desire for glory. The transformation. The shedding of old ideals. See the passion, the agony of rejection by scores of women. Witness a man pushed to the brink of poverty, with nothing but a $100 suit and three shirt-and-tie combos from Man-to-Man to keep him warm.
The politics, the bullshit. The firey Maltese. The man who couldn’t tame her. Friends caught in the crossfire. The revelations, the confrontations of stark truths. The prized monkey. The sexual misadventures. The fisting. The private ren-dez-vous with customers. The big fat black chick. The incompetent, creepy manager. 45 chapters of inanity, debauchery, and sexual harrassment.
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More praise for 80:60:10:
“80:60:10 is an effortlessly honest and insightful indoctrination into the mind of a awkward 20 something dude, who does what we all wish we could do, if we weren’t so damn afraid to live our lives. The prose is engaging and sets the tone for a captivating and at times cringeworthy journey that is charmingly endearing.”
“It is simply so refreshing to find, in todays society, people who are not afraid to live to their own truth, regardless of any consequence, and that is exactly what Kurt has done, by risking ego, he has opened a world of brutal honesty.”
“A gifted young writer who not only tells the story, but lives it too.”
“I stayed up till 2:30 am reading this shizzle and I definitely think more people deserve to read it.”
- Samantha Shelley, Loyal fan
Praise for Kurt Robinson:
“Kurt, I think it’s time I come out as a big fan of your blog and I want to fuck you. Hopefully the embarrassment will eventually subside.”
- Ashley Hogg, Extremely loyal fan
“Haha funny stuff. Do I sense some subcommunication of elitism. Nah… Overcommunication. Very nice.“
- Alexander Treasure, Executive Coach, Real Social Dynamics.
“Cool man! Nice tips. Your blog is a source of inspiration , in a Stifler gangster way!!”
- Henry Highest Level, Blogger
“Man this is so hilarious! You should keep on writing! Your writing style is awesome and very funny.”
- Russian, Loyal fan
“That’s some funny shit.”
– Alexis Georgopoulos, Loyal fan
“Kurt Robinson – racist, rapist, church goer.”
– Luke Petersen, Loyal fan
“Kurt Robinson – silly enough to give me the web address BEFORE fucking me…”
- Raechelle, Still had sex with me
“WTF is this dribble… You’ve never had sex in your life. And if it was true… I bet she didnt know about it, nor would’ve she been awake.”
– Pakistani Drill Press, Anonymous comment on my blog
“I think I touched one of Kurt’s genital warts once. It tasted like mayonnaise and eggplant in tahiti sauce. it looked pretty good too.. “
- Florence Barrett, Loyal stalker
“Are any of your blogs not about sex or hot chicks or penises???”
- Lilly Carson, Loyal fan
“You’re not as cool as Arthur Kade. KADE OUT.”
- Arthur Kade, Internet celebrity
“This is funny and well written.”
- Giselle, Loyal fan
So what are you waiting for?
Buy now and you can start reading my awesome book within minutes! Available in Adobe Acrobat format. Join me at the door for $AUD 14.97.
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